Tired on my way home from work, I exit the subway train at my stop only to be slowed nearly to a halt in a crackberry jam on the way out of the station. It's like they can't WAIT to get a signal again.

Once the movie started he slid his magic fingers down my pants and toggled my crackberry till I rebooted.

Marcus: Why is Mike secluding himself?
Pat: Crackberry Syndrome

You are becoming quite the adept crackberrier.