The sound Krakatoa made whenever it erupts.

the thing that you don’t have when you’re phones percentage is over 20

(1)When you fall like a chump
(2)When you get knocked over by a douchebag and are too crappy to get up

To be cracked out. Not actually smoking crack but doing or saying something that is funny, not make any sense, stupid, wrong.

Kicking a toe hard on something, often so hard that it can be heard cracking or the victim howls in agony so loud that it sound like they're cracking the sound barrier.