To crack off is to masturbate wank
I'v had enough dinner, i'm going to crack off.

This game is boring, wana crack off together?

I cracked one off on my dads car this morning before he woke up
by Paticus September 30, 2008
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1.Broken off, usually accompanied by an audible cracking
2.Broken down or badly worn; dilapidated
3.cut off from a necessity or frivolous want
4.completely shut off from all human contact; isolated.
5.completely unable to function; disfunctional
6.violently killed, usually involving breaking of limbs.
7.past tense of crack off.
5.This site's cracked off!it keeps telling me some bullsh*t about how there are too many blank spaces in my example or how the example has to contain at least 20 words or some sh*t like that! You'd better exept this sh*t!
by Gavis July 29, 2006
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A gaming culture term, referring to when one possesses skill of the utmost caliber, usually in reference to when someone performs a skillful task in an FPS. Similar to the term cracked, but one level higher.
Did you see FUAD clutch that 1v3 on Dust II yesterday? He's cracked off the beat bro!
by Narakgar September 08, 2019
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What you say to someone when they make you laugh so hard it results in somewhat questionable pleasure.

The phrase 'Crack me up' and 'Jack me off' combined.
John:"Paul you crack me off!" Paul: "......nice to know". *awkward silence*...
by aceboy27 April 03, 2011
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noun. from English slang terminology. The act of masturbation. v. to masturbate.
"where's jim?"
"probably upstairs cracking one off to some midget porn"
by Olly J February 06, 2005
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