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A movie that babysits the children while the parents do hard drugs in another room. Usually a straight to TV movie or some other $5.00 bin Walmart bullshit played on a cheap DVD player.
Little Billy was watching the Crack House Movie classic "Zookeeper" starring Kevin James on high volume while his mother smoked meth with her "friends" upstairs.
by Dr. Amosite April 10, 2021
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Apr 22 Word of the Day
When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods
Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak
by ecogoth December 30, 2020
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