a pubic louse(usually plural)
That girl had crabs. Why would you even think about having sex with her?
by Light Joker October 12, 2004
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1. Crabs: can be those tiny bug's that will infiltrate the pubis.

2. You can also describe a person for being being a Grumpy/Angry Shit.
1. damn those crabs *itch* so itchy *scratch*

2a): )"¤()#<insert naughty words>(="/%&/# *walks away*
2b): Now what was that all about?
2c): He had crabs up his bum or someone put crabs in the toilet when he went for a shit.
by No-body123 August 09, 2006
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A disease that makes you hump desks, and seats.
A girl at my school humps the desk cuz she has crabs.
by Krabbyland March 12, 2010
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To deliver aggressive, comatose inducing sex to a female. Also know as "breakin' backs". When eating Alaskan Crab, you break the crabs back. Hence, when you break a chicks back, she got "crabbed". Can be used in different verb tenses also.
Dayum, look at the ass on that broad! She'll get crabbed in a heart beat.
by New Shoes July 21, 2006
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i was going down on my girl and saw the little man in the canoe was being attacked by crabs.
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