The most hilarious (but delicious) item on the Crab Trap menu. Usually spoke slowly for funny effect.
ME: Hey Paige how about we try the Steamed Alaskan King Crab Legs.?!

PAIGE: ahahahahahahhahahah sure!!
by cammi629 April 17, 2010
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To shit or fart on your partners crab infested pubes.
"I totally farted on that dudes junk during a lap dance and gave him Steamed Crabs."
by Bleedingoak April 12, 2012
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A sex position which two people crawl into a hermit crab shell and pour soda on their genitals together harmony.
Hey today after school wanna play the sticky legged hermit crab?
by Stickyleggedhermitcrab January 19, 2016
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The icky feeling one gets from bad behviour at online dating sites.
I tried dating online, but I kept getting virtual crabs. Yuck!
by Fuzzybuzzzz June 14, 2018
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when you bang a girl in the crab position while infected with crabs and she has sex with somebody else thus infecting them the crab walk from one person to another
broski 1: "i heard she has crabs!"
broski 2: "i heard she did the walking crab with john and infected doe!"
broski 1: "the crabs walking!"
by stewy5 February 24, 2012
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A girl who you would never in a million years expect to have but does in fact have an infected, un-washed, or undesirable vagina.
She appeared to take care of herself, but she straight up had an undercover crab cake.
by Steal-Lene July 16, 2020
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