Ginger loving short stack who wants to be in IT but instead slaves away (9 - 4) in accounts payable.

When you make a pint of ‘Dark and Stormy’ but you use Crabbies instead of ginger beer. So, 2x shots spiced or dark rum and top the pint off with Crabbies.

When one cannot be asked to do something

Another Word for Vagina

a very cool epic person who does not have an addiction to dragging balls

A potent alcoholic drink made from brandy mixed with Crabbie's alcoholic ginger beer. Medium strength, refined with a fiery side!

A rare condition that originated in the North of England where peoples lips form the shape and attitude of a common crab.

Sideways talking is usually a result.

It's only cure is to dip your face in boiling water.