by Caress gilbert March 18, 2003
by The dude who died of cancer November 29, 2011
v. to make stacks of money. reference to crabby patties from spongebob. (phrase coined by the Rej3ctz in a song called cat daddy.
by brhodes8 January 13, 2011
An event where you invite 3 beautiful young ladies who just so happen to all have Chlamydia for an amazing disease ridden 4 sum.
by Itsma’am January 27, 2019
Girl 1: Man tony your such a crab ass...
Girl 2: don't be so harsh say crabby butt nipper instead so you don't sound like such a bitch
Tony: thanks , I agree that sounds better
Girl 2: don't be so harsh say crabby butt nipper instead so you don't sound like such a bitch
Tony: thanks , I agree that sounds better
by Chasing rainbows January 10, 2015
Crabby McCrab Face is a relative of Boaty McBoat Face and Trainy McTrain Face and is generally found sat around not giving an actual fuck.
by Superfledge February 11, 2018
A growing euphemism for when a guy is bad at performing oral sex on a woman. Particularly, it refers to when a guy, in a desperate attempt to stimulate the clitoris of his female partner, tries to extend his mouth as far as possible towards the clitoris and then proceeds to perform ultimately unsatisfying or poorly-formed cunnilingus. The definition comes from the scene in SpongeBob Squarepants, where Squidward is trying a crabby patty for the first time. He extends his neck, shaking in fear, extends his jaw, and then takes one, quivering *bite* of the crabby patty.
Female A: How was your night with Ricky last night?
Female B: Eh, it was alright. The sex was normal, but he went down on me and it was really weird.
Female A: Oh, did he end up biting the crabby patty?
Female B: Yep, totally bit the crabby patty.
Female B: Eh, it was alright. The sex was normal, but he went down on me and it was really weird.
Female A: Oh, did he end up biting the crabby patty?
Female B: Yep, totally bit the crabby patty.
by PapaMoose January 23, 2012