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A pubic hair piece. A toupee for the pubic area/genitals. In the 1700’s when mercury was used to treat sexually transmitted diseases (Gonorrhea or Syphilis) one of the side effects was the loss of pubic hair. To disguise this condition, that was not cured by mercury, a Merkin was employed.
17th Century setting: Due to his treatment of the "French Pox" (syphilis) with mercury a merkin Gwendolyn used a Merkin to used to hide the side effects of hair loss and not alarm her husband.
by David W. Tuthill December 30, 2005
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A group of high school girls who everyone hates. They gossip about everyone, get no action are are generally disgusting people. They will sleep with anyone, but everyone they are friends with has formed an alliance to never have relations with them.
Guy 1- Man she is such a crabskank. She acts like a slut, but she is never going to get any.
Guy 2- Yeah, she is also ulgy as fuck. Pure crabskank
by Crabbyskank May 27, 2009
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