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A sexual maneuver where cream cheese is inserted into the vagina to be eaten out by her partner.
Nikki did the crab rangoon last night with jefferson
by FunkMasterJ January 02, 2021
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May 15 Word of the Day
A few weeks ago, no one had “cheugy” in their vocabulary . Now everything is saturated with the word. It’s in our heads. It’s in our homes. Everyone is asking: “Am I cheugy? Am I a basic ass bitch? Am I GUILTY of being cheugy?”

The proliferation of cheugy in the mainstream discourse can only be attributed to one source: mental terror. It’s an orchestrated psychological trap to make you question your tastes and interests in the eyes of others.

You are not a cheug. YOU’RE PERFECT!!!!

It is very suspicious that the cheugy mascot is a Minion, a literal cyclops, a deformed
yellow panopticon in overalls ... do not let the all-seeing eye to control you. Be vigilant. Resist cheugy psyops.
Becca is another victim of cheugy psyops. I saw the garbage truck take all her Ugg boots yesterday. She even removed “I LOVE The Office!” from all her dating profiles. She’s unrecognizable.
by Callmemaybe69 May 12, 2021
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A senior citizen usually found in a temperate climate who spends massive amounts of time at the beach. Thus resulting in their overall appearance being altered so greatly by the sun in combination with age that they resemble a dark brown, deep fried, crab rangoon..
I was down at the beach on Monday and could hardly fine an open area to lounge. The whole place was taken up by a bunch of crab rangoons..
by sparkalicous February 25, 2008
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1.A Common Chinese Food And Loved By All

2.A Item Used In A Ritual (other item is gucci banana) And Orginated For Mackay North State School aka MNSS. Mackay, Queensland, Australia. - Maxwell Dwyer
Mother Where Is The FUCKING Crab Rangoon.
by Crab Rangoon Gucci Banana December 04, 2020
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When an unhygienic man transmits pubic lice to a sexual partner by cumming inside them.
Turns out last night was a regrettable crab rangoon: I let a train-yard vagrant ejaculate inside me and now I contracted pubic lice!
by CawGobblinPriest February 25, 2021
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