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the act of resting a flaccid penis on the buttcheeks while waiting for it to get hard enough to have doggy style sex. in other words,making the dick cozy on the nice round buttcheeks of a fine girl,thereby stimulating it enough to have some sex.
i did hella speed before i fucked this girl,and i had speed dick. so i just got behind her,pulled a cozy milton,and BAM,shit was on yo!!
by jb/bobov October 15, 2007
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Jun 24 Word of the Day
An exclamation made when your friends or family are teasing you to a point where you can't handle it anymore and a hissy fit is in order.

Derived from a YouTube user's famed outburst following Britney's lackluster performance at the 2007 VMA's.
Sarah: 'OMG Susan, I can't believe you are wearing the same skirt as yesterday. Oh, and by the way, EVERYONE knows what you did with Kevin on the weekend. Plus you look a little fat, are you retaining water?'

Susan: 'LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE!'
by Billy Chickenhole September 15, 2007
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