A woman so ugly that looking at her makes your dick limp. A trick comprised of placing a poster or image in the line of sight during intercourse, used by high school and college boys to extend their sexual encounters or to prevent premature ejaculation.

The absolute coolest guy you’ll ever meet, his swag will always be through the roof.

A 5 liter modular V-8 engine made by Ford Motor company since 2011. This engine is very strong and reliable, usually making very high horsepower with very little supporting mods. The Coyote engine is used mainly in the GT mustangs from 2011 and up, as well as some F-150 trucks.

A woman that dates a younger man. This woman is typically unattractive, dull-witted, and obnoxious. She does not possess the elegant qualities of a cougar.

A cougar who is ugly or not desirable.

The feeling of not-quite-depression you get when your life is predictably great. More specifically, the fear that your great control of life is ultimately keeping you from truly living, and the slight urge that follows (not unlike The Call of the Void) to ditch your steady, well paying job, sell everything you own, break off all relationships and connections, and hitchhike in the first car that will take you somewhere else.

Plethora of coyote Anal sphincter on your pee pee