I was pedaling the cows cunt hard up a hill and it was bobbing up and down more than a poorly supported pair of boobs when running. I could tell he was riding a cows cunt from a distance by the riding position and the amount it was bobbing.
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A large pussy. Extremly big vagina. Usually seen in women who've had at least 6 children.
My wife has got a Cow Cunt
by know the toe September 19, 2003
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"so yu buy dem shoes fuh $100 and duh got places dat selling dem at $20? you is a real cow cunt"
by manwithart June 28, 2012
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Any large 50+ year old woman and/or ex-lesbian who's name might be ohhhh.......Sasha and cleans neither her teeth, cunt or flab folds.
That cow cunt has extremely rancid teeth.
by Emma Notakow January 23, 2004
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How stand up guys refer to the fat mob wife.
(K-Gizzle.)
"Did you see that fat cow cunt on Mob Wives last night?"
"No, I would never watch that walking skin rash."
by DocDizzle March 02, 2019
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To thrust your head within a cow's vagina whilst drunk, as opposed to the more popular and accepted practice of cow tipping
"Dude, Jason was so wasted last night, he went into the field and did some cow cunting"
by Steve Jerwin June 06, 2006
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A fat ugly fake ass greedy dirty stinky sweaty grimy bitch who thinks she's the shiznit and is too much of a pussy to be real.
That WENDY is a MOO COW CUNT

Does TAMIKIA know shes a MOO COW CUNT

That MOO COW CUNT is a rug muncher

T, Im not sitting next to that MOO COW CUNT, she has herpes!
by tea baggin March 12, 2010
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