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cowboy blokes are cowboys that like to attend rodeos and muster cattle. They also wear particular hats (cow boy hats). Their diets consist of Shrek 2 dvds and pencil shavings. They’re very tough an I’d advice not to get on their bad side. Cowboy Blokes often have juicy, plump red lips and adore JoJo Siwa.Common names for cowboy blokes include: Caleb, Bartholemue, Bellamy, Kenta, Wenlock, Shrek, Rothbart and the most common name, Preminger. Cowboy blokes love horses so much that they wash their horses with their own tongues. Their favourite phrases are “Giddy Up!” “yeeehawww” “hey now you’re an all star” and “hungies for tree bark” so cowboy blokes do wear diapers. If you see one in the wild, approach it carefully.
Be careful of those cowboy blokes!
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