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covidtose

/ˈkoh-vidtəʊs,ˈko-vidtəʊz/

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Relating to or in a state of coma when facing the novel coronavirus known as COVID-19. Particularly relevant to the complete ineptitude displayed by several world leaders and their governments.
“We think we have it very well under control. We have very little problem in this country at this moment — five. And those people are all recuperating successfully. But we’re working very closely with China and other countries, and we think it’s going to have a very good ending for it. So that I can assure you.” - Donald J. Trump, January 30th 2020

“We have all got to be clear, this is the worst public health crisis for a generation." ... "It is going to spread further and I must level with you, I must level with the British public: many more families are going to lose loved ones before their time.” - Boris Johnson, March 12th 2020

“Not a single case of COVID-19 has so far been reported in our country.” - North Korean Cabinet Report, April 12th 2020

"Those guys were, and in the case of at least one of them, still are totally covidtose. Either that, or they're fucking delusional." - The Public, who have the right to expect their leaders to ptotect them.
by seugor April 14, 2020
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Briefly, "the realization that each random passerby is living a life as vivid and complex as your own." Originally from the Dictionary of Obscure Sorrows, which has a lot more beautiful neologism definitions like this you might enjoy.
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The final acceptance that you will never be able to leave you home without a mask, resulting in a blank stare as you sit on your couch staring at the TV day in a day out, waiting for death.
My girlfriend became covidtose waiting for her job to call her back to work.
by JimBob Michigan February 07, 2021
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