by Covid-19 hater November 24, 2020
Well I was going to get you a birthday card and a nice present and make you a nice dinner and everything, but you know... it’s the COVID!
by Dr Bunnygirl August 15, 2020
/kōv•id•id/
verb
past tense; current reality
1. to have plans hijacked by the coronavirus (COVID-19) pandemic. 2.
a legitimate reason for emptying a bottle of wine while on Zoom, or Netflix, or while texting “Sorry you got covided. 😥🎂”
verb
past tense; current reality
1. to have plans hijacked by the coronavirus (COVID-19) pandemic. 2.
a legitimate reason for emptying a bottle of wine while on Zoom, or Netflix, or while texting “Sorry you got covided. 😥🎂”
As in "I had an amazing birthday party planned for me, but I got covided." Or “Sorry you got covided. 😥 🎂”
by 1jlh1 March 22, 2020
by Toosyn March 31, 2020
After years of wanting to clean my house, but lacking time to clean it thoroughly, I discovered that that wasn't the reason.
I am kind of starting to understand why pets try to run out of the house when the door opens.
2020 is a unique leap year. It has 29 days in February, 300 days in March, and three years in April.
My body has absorbed so much soap and disinfectant lately that when I pee, it cleans the toilet.
I am kind of starting to understand why pets try to run out of the house when the door opens.
2020 is a unique leap year. It has 29 days in February, 300 days in March, and three years in April.
My body has absorbed so much soap and disinfectant lately that when I pee, it cleans the toilet.
by intenseemotion May 19, 2020