Your boss is a tosser who treats you like an imbecile, so you wee in his coffee percolator.
Later that day you ask him, “Would you like a covfewee?”
He thinks: ‘that dumb-ass can’t even quote Trump right. What an imbecile!’
You pour him the coffee with a stupid grin on your face.
You are thinking: ‘Life is good when serving covfewee to dickheads.’
Later that day you ask him, “Would you like a covfewee?”
He thinks: ‘that dumb-ass can’t even quote Trump right. What an imbecile!’
You pour him the coffee with a stupid grin on your face.
You are thinking: ‘Life is good when serving covfewee to dickheads.’
by Bruce Brithe March 24, 2018
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The phenomenon of having to come out as bisexual to the same person/people repeatedly because they assumed or hoped that your sexuality was a "phase." Refers less to the holiday and more to the 1993 Bill Murray comedy film in which the main character experiences the same day over and over.
"My visit home turned into Bisexual Groundhog Day. My mom acted shocked when I told her I'm going to Pride next week, so I had to come out to her as bisexual AGAIN."
by Tiggy Upland April 15, 2014
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