an english douche bag.

mentally retarded male with uncontrolable bowel movements

useless and pointless
That guy is a proper Coventry... hes so bloody useless!
by Rob Ashdown November 21, 2007
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Coventry, a large town located in Rhode Island filled with nothing but fast food restaurants, walmart, cvs, and a super stop and shop. The majority of coventry kids attend coventry high school, a recently renovated disgusting building which is filled with trailer park trash, hippies,ghetto thug wannabes, and the group of upper middle class kids who think they own the ground everyone walks on. Since there is so much to do in this town, (sense the sarcasm), everyone of those groups just named also qualify for the pothead group. Parties are usually located at Carbunkle, or at a random house in western with a woodsie backyard (although that statement pertains to almost every house in "c-town") Those kids who live in coventry but have attended a private school, they are the kids you used to be friends with, until they became better than you. The only time you will see these kids is at a dance, or when they are looking for one of the CHS keggers in the woods. If you live in coventry, your friends are in coventry.. no where else, people who live here dont get out much... unless ur lookin to pull a hey buddy at an out of town liquor store.
out of towner,"Oh, your from the sticks"
coventry res.,"ha, Yeah, why?"
out of towner,"What is there do there, i hear u guys go cow tipping..."
by IceSk8er September 7, 2005
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a great place to live!!!! and we dont all think we are g's we are all g's
we're crap at footy but we'll kick ass at ice hockey!!!!!
by lil_g December 9, 2004
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Home to the first manufactured car, daimler . When coventry wants to do something , it always wants to be better than others . For example they have one of the biggest Tesco in this country and biggest super hospital in this country.

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However Coventry is a concrete jungle. Home to an eyesore ringroad which is shaped like homers donut that conquers the whole city centre.

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Dominated by large group of chavs and uni students. infact the "city" is more lively during term time. The town is a ghost town every sundays and school holidays. At the heart of the "vibrant" shopping district (where the naked lady godiva statue exist, that's where the goths/punks hang out.

fact:-Coventry is dominated by older people
why:- because the city is boring and the younger generation are moving out
I think we better leave coventry
by Littlesunshine September 27, 2006
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its a saying, in the work place if you "send someone to coventry" it means your ignoring them, like churchil ignored warnings for the flattening of coventry during world war two.
if yo doe shurrup arl send yo to coventry
by Paul john hinton September 13, 2005
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A walkable neighborhood in Cleveland Heights on Coventry rd, featuring cute independent storefronts, a rich history and culture, and the #7, #9, and #821 RTA buses. A favorite hangout place for teens cutting school, coventry has become more upscale and the higher rents are driving out some of the independent businesses.
Let's go to coventry tonight.
by cazort April 1, 2004
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a white trash town located in RI, filled with wanna-be thugs and g's. Coventry is the most white-trashiest town in the state and is not liked by any of the towns/cities in RI. The majority of people that go here think they're "mad ghetto" but actually aren't, considering they don't even live in the mother fucking city. Just because you have a walmart and mai thai chink restaurant doesn't mean your a city. Coventry is filled with fast food restaurants everywhere. Basically this town sucks because all you can do is party in the woods, go to paine park, and smoke weed. Most of the people that live here have no lives and are very disgusting people. residents living near tiogue, and s. main street are the most "wanna-be g's" because they are in the main civilization part of coventry. People here tend to love fighting others specifically from warwick and/or johnston. Coventry thinks their tough shit, but are actually pathetic bitches. The rest of the state accepts this behavior simply because we feel bad for Coventry's drastic need for attention.
matt:That girl tells everyone she tried to commit suicide, for attention
Kevin: she must be from coventry, if she's acting like that
Matt: your right every one from coventry is a fucking pussy
Kevin: i know that place is a joke
by sistuuhslick_x3 December 18, 2011
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