Urban Dictionary: Cousband

When you marry your cousin then he becomes your cousband

Yeah, thats my cousband. Don't ask any questions.

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When a woman marries her cousin...eww.

My cousin Sue-Ellen married my other cousin Jim-Bob. She says he is the best Cousband a girl could want, and PLUS she does not even have to change her name!

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Cousband

(n) the spouse of a woman who has married her cousin

Billy bob: Can you believe that Betty sue got married?!
Tammy lyne: you're darn tootin! I'm going to the family reunion next weekend, I'm gonna find me a Cousband too!

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when your spouse in also your cousin. typically used in places like arkansas.

That's mary-beth's cousband jim-bob! They had a lovely wedding, too bad their mom/aunt couldn't make it!

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Cousband

A common title for the average male spouse native to the state of Arkansas. It also applies to the similar scenario in any of the other 49 states in which a woman marries her cousin.

Martha: "Hey, Susan! I haven't seen you in ages!"

Susan: "Martha! You look great! Who's this lucky fellow?"

Martha: *gesturing to Jerry* "This is my cousband! We met at the reunion a few years ago."

Susan: "Awwww, do you have any kids?"

Martha: "Oh yes! You should see them; a bunch of little mutants!" *smile*

by Shuajo April 19, 2011