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Cousband (CUZ-band):

A "cousband" is one who is of relation to you (cousin) BUT wants to marry you (husband) and have your babies.

They do not care that this is incestuous, and you may be the only one in the family that they do not want to kill.

Never drive alone with this person, and avoid at all cost, especially if they attend the same university as you.
Cousband: "Do you need a ride home this weekend, cuz?"

You: "Ya, sure."

*One hour later, in car*

Cousband: "If we weren't related, I could see myself being with you."
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A male who has married his cousin or more abstractly, a blood relation. A by-product of incest which is typically found in the Southern states, but not exclusively. Coming soon to a trailer park near you.
by Mack57 June 14, 2006
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one's husband who is also one's cousin at the same time
My friend is gonna bring her cousband to the commencement ceremony.
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Your cousin's husband (who is really nothing to you legally but deserves a good name)
My second cousin is the daughter of my cousin and cousband.
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The word used for the man in a marriage between two cousins.
After I married my first cousin the preacher said, "I now pronounce you cousband and wife."
by Ames_1 April 21, 2009
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