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The act of consuming excess amounts of alcohol to the point one requires hospitalisation.

Derived from the folklore of an infamous Australian girl.
'tonight is going to get messy'
'yeah, tonight we get Courtneyed'
by Stormy Puppy January 31, 2010
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Apr 27 Word of the Day
A horoscope so bad that it strikes fear into the heart of the reader, rendering them unable take action or make a decision on anything or to even leave the house. This is caused by a paralyzing fear that those actions or decisions may cause the predictions to come true.
After reading "There is a lot of uncertainty around financial transactions and investments right now, and the wrong decision could result in dire consequences" in his daily Horrorscope, Edward climbed back into bed, pulled the sheets over his head and remained there for the rest of the day.

Edward only had enough gas in his car to get to the gas station but was not sure if he had enough money in his account to pay for gas. His cell phone service had been cut off because his payments were in arrears, and since the only way he could be sure he had enough money (to pay for gas) would be to call the bank, he felt it best to hide in bed and hope his horoscope for tomorrow was more positive.
by Edward Albee Deavers April 28, 2011
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The act of sleeping with a football team, most of your family members and is jealous of latinas with big booties.

Derived from the house of Thomson from the land of serpents in the Middle East.

Can be used as a verb, noun, or adjective.
-Bro did you hear about that one girl that Courtneyed John and Tony?
-Nah bro I heard about that one girl and a football team
-It's the same girl brooooo!!!
by Therealboywonder September 24, 2016
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Hessle slang for a person who has drunk way to much alcohol and is in urgent need of patty, chips and peas. The only known cure is to stay in ones room, turn off all the lights, shut the blinds/curtains and sleep for up to 2 days.
"mate i woke up with such a hangover this morning"
"no shit pal, you were courtneyed"
by HessleLad April 26, 2012
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