by Metal850 October 15, 2007
A measurement scale that is used to measure the weight of human feces. Each couric is approximately 2.5 pounds of human crap.
by noved October 10, 2007
I could totally hear a couric coming from Colbert when he found out that he was lied to by none other than Katie Couric.
by Zuhair August 25, 2007
by teapotme January 07, 2011
A short fat old midgit woman who gives the news on NBC. Actually, they fired her butt and she now works for one of the other networks. She thinks it is cute to act like a perky dense teenybopper even though she is older than dinosaur shit.
Katie Couric sucks ass.
by Nancy H. Hollingsworth July 28, 2010
New Yorker: Ey, look - Katie Couric is on TV!
Floridian: Naw mane, Katie Couric is in the TV, not on it.
Californian: Nah bruh, she's not in it or on it, because she's sucking my fat cock. Surfs up!
Floridian: Naw mane, Katie Couric is in the TV, not on it.
Californian: Nah bruh, she's not in it or on it, because she's sucking my fat cock. Surfs up!
by Daniel Rather March 03, 2009