I’m sorry. I know I don’t matter. I’m a science guy. I’m the science guy. What do i matter? But i have to say it. I can’t stop thinking it. People need to know this! “Slow down, grab the wall

Wiggle like you tryna make your ass fall off” is the best couplet, it’s the best couplet. It’s the best yet couplet. Fuck you Shakespeare fuck you Emily Dickinson fuck you E.E. Cummings fuck every other poet. Gas pedal.

- Hank Green

ex. (talking to a friend on fbook chat)

person 1: hey man whats going on tonight
person 2: i gotta go to the bathroom il poopt you

or

person 1: whatsup man what are you doing?
person 2: poopting you

"In that word's death; no words can that woe sound.
Where is my father, and my mother, nurse?" -Romeo and Juliet

That is a couplet. =