A guy at a party that excessively slips in all the countries he's visited by inserting mundane references into a conversation in an effort to impress some stupid chick with big tits

Anatidaephobia is defined as a pervasive, irrational fear that one is being watched by a duck. The anatidaephobic individual fears that no matter where they are or what they are doing, a duck watches.

Anatidaephobia is derived from the Greek word "anatidae", meaning ducks, geese or swans and "phobos" meaning fear.