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A stuck up misogynist pig that truly believes they are are on higher plane than women as they have a moderately capable level of brain functionality.

A countdown daddy is usually a frail and sad male that targets lone women and attacks with their mansplaining to try and gain testosterone power.
Countdown Daddy: If you weren’t such a stupid linear thinking woman then nothing would have to be mansplained to you..

Woman: Looks like we’ve got ourselves a Countdown Daddy.
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Large, beautiful breasts that are keep well consealed and initially appear to be much smaller and less impressive than they actually are until unleashed.
I think Alicia may have some real sleepers.
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An ugly frail waste of space that ends up hated by anyone they meet.
If they don’t bore you to death first with their incessant bragging or pathetic displays of masculinity.
That bloke Damien is an absolute Countdown Daddy isn’t he?
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