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When you cum just a little bit that only gets your dick wet and your hand or pussy
Person1: Yea man last night i couldn't even cum i only had a small coum
Person2: Damn that's sad.
by Dioo B) October 21, 2020
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A cryptocurrency of little to no value, usually a late-comer to the Bitcoin craze, a copycat cryptocurrency.
There are so many shitcoins these days, just stick to the classics.
This new b1tc01n crypto is just another shitcoin.
by Tatsuman February 18, 2018
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The slang term for ejaculation by usually men named Marshall. The word is often accompanied with verbs like "Spo0ked" and "Fape." For a creepy effect on those lucky enough to hear it.
"After having a fape I had to coum all over her. It was very spocky."
by SublimeWhatIGot June 17, 2014
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It's when your cum turns into dust because you jizzed too many times
Yo bro, I jerked off so hard that I Coumed
by Random Nigga 11653 May 19, 2021
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