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Coulro sapiens – Humans who have distinct pigmentation defeats. Also know as clown humans due to the make up like features of the skin.

The prefix "coulro-" comes from the Ancient Greek “one who goes on stilts”, “Sapiens”, a Latin word meaning wise, or human.

Coulro sapiens stand out in a crowd.
At first glance most people are alarmed at the presence of the facial blotch exhitibited by Coulro sapiens.

Considered a Genetic illness
Mutations of mitochondrial DNA can lead to a number of illnesses including exercise intolerance and Kearns-Sayre syndrome (KSS), which causes a person to lose full function of heart, eye, and muscle movements. (See also Mitochondrial disease.)

The hue of human skin and hair is determined by the presence of pigments called melanins. Coulro sapiens are indentified by their large mutated blotches of pigments about the face and body.

Also thought to be a curse originated in Eastern Europe around the year 1777.
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Apr 27 Word of the Day
A horoscope so bad that it strikes fear into the heart of the reader, rendering them unable take action or make a decision on anything or to even leave the house. This is caused by a paralyzing fear that those actions or decisions may cause the predictions to come true.
After reading "There is a lot of uncertainty around financial transactions and investments right now, and the wrong decision could result in dire consequences" in his daily Horrorscope, Edward climbed back into bed, pulled the sheets over his head and remained there for the rest of the day.

Edward only had enough gas in his car to get to the gas station but was not sure if he had enough money in his account to pay for gas. His cell phone service had been cut off because his payments were in arrears, and since the only way he could be sure he had enough money (to pay for gas) would be to call the bank, he felt it best to hide in bed and hope his horoscope for tomorrow was more positive.
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