An expression used to describe situations in which the aforementioned event could never occur, ie. something that is very, very, very, very unlikely to happen.
If penises could walk, I could get laid every night this week.
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from popularmmos, gamingwithjen's (jen) famous quote from titanic bloopers
Jen: "Wait! We should go back! Cal and my mom should know!"
Pat: "What if they go after me?"
Jen: "The Sink Could Be Shipping!"

(laughter)
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Just anything you could do that a dog could do aswell.
A random dog. a dog could do it. E.g Spot, Lassie, Beethoven, Santa's Little Helper and Kipper.
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WHUTT?? Did u really mean to do or wtv that!?!

ps: this definition, expression just came out of my head.. makes sense to me
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Phrase used to describe a girl who is hot. Inspired by the J.G. Wentworth commercial, "It's my money and I need it now!" When a girl is hot enough that she "could get her money now," then she could get it. In addition, if said girl gets laid, she got it.
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A minuscule penis which is capable of providing mountains of pleasure
When I saw the size of his penis, I thought "it can't" but he said, "I think I can, I think I can, I think I can" and damn if he didn't! The little engine that could - ain't no mountain high enough!
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being so mad they could kill a baby.
How the fuck did the scum beat us. Mate, I could kill a baby right now
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