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Farting and Coughing at the same time to mask the sound of the fart.
Rob is watching TV and he didn't want to fart in-front of his newly acquired Girlfriend but he really needed to so he Coughboffed. Coughing whilst farting.

Jill could still smell it though. It's not quite perfected yet.
by ROCKERMANUK July 16, 2010
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Jul 17 Word of the Day
A Bloomer is someone with a bright outlook on life who is optimistic in nature. Bloomer's frolic in every opportunity to be happy and try to make the most out of life. The opposite of a Bloomer is a Doomer. The term Bloomer originated specifically as a counter to the Doomer on sites especially like 4Chan.
"After getting married he became a Bloomer."
by Le Cringe February 27, 2019
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