Description of disgusting people in the wake of the Covid-19 Coronavirus pandemic, certain people with horrible etiquette in social distancing and/or individuals deliberately coughing or otherwise expelling breath wildly and inappropriately. (Similar to the insulting names, “jerk off” and “douchebag”)
Gross, did you see that woman? She’s a real cough on!
by Not-a-cough-on March 26, 2020
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cough cough is used to subtly imply that you know something that someone else doesn't. The person who it is "used on" will then begin to suspect something is suspicious with the phrase "cough cough" and will begin to wonder what it means. Mostly, "cough cough" is pronounced as a word, instead of being actually "coughed out".
Harry: "Hey, I heard Sue went out with Mark"
BoB: "oh yeah, cough cough"
Harry: *wdf, does he know something that I don't? Holy crap he's H@Rd<0R3*
by W3ND31 June 21, 2008
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Those special times when you can't say something, so you just, ya know, sort of cough...
"Yeah, he's such a,"
"Hey Son!"
"*Cough Cough*
by Your Mom's Lover In Law May 17, 2010
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a) When someone acts or says something that figuratively makes you sick.

b) When someone is just wrong in general, often due to being an unpleasant or actively ignorant person.

Is pronounced like the word "coffin"
a) Person 1: *does something dumb*

Person 2: You mad coughing right now, my guy.

b) Person 1: "Hey, I'm new in town."

Person 2: "Stay away from Bob. He stays coughing and will ruin your life."
by Tha Brick is Hot April 22, 2020
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Used on forums, chat, etc. to represent awkwardness, or break silence. Rarely used to actually represent coughing, unless someone is explaining how they have the flu or something.
1. Denny: So...
Angela: ...
Jo: *cough*

2. Greg: I don't feel so good :( *cough*
by Hailey Hogsworth August 27, 2005
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(n.) 1. Something you do to disguise what you're saying to mock the person spoken to. 2. A hack, splutter, clearing of the throat.

(v.) To hack, splutter, or clear the throat.

*cough*Fuckin asshole cunthead cocklicker motherfucker!cough*
by papermachete October 30, 2005
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