(koo ger itiss ) A term that describes a person with an infatuation with attractive older women, MILF or cougar resulting in a constant need or need or desire to be sexual around them.
I think Tom is suffering from cougaritis,he is always after the older Milf rather than the young hotties.
by IrisKay March 22, 2008
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A condition commonly resulting from or having contact with a cougar. Said contact is usually brief yet highly contagious. Symptoms of cougaritis include but are not limited to smelling like a box of wine, that guilty feeling, moral pains including thoughts of matricide, cougar-tooth, rusted bullet-hole, bad breath, severe headache, the taste for Schlitz in a can, and death.
After getting mauled by that cougar last night, Jim had a wicked case of cougaritis well into the middle of the work week.
by Hank Savage February 26, 2007
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The process by which you are viciously killed by a cougar in Red Dead Redemption due to it's super speed and double strike insta kill cheap shot kill technique.
Lloyd: DAMMIT!!!

Andrew: What?

Lloyd: I got cougared again... =.=

Andrew: Oh teh noes D:
by Hazard89 September 29, 2010
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To be jumped, lured or hit on by a cougar.
- Hey, I just got cougared at the museum!
- Sweet!
by facit May 28, 2009
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being schooled in the art of sexuality & things that are pleasing to a woman by a female at least 10 years older
by curioustiggy February 04, 2010
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An older woman who frequents clubs in order to score with a much younger man. The cougar can be anyone from an overly surgically altered wind tunnel victim, to an absolute sad and bloated old horn-meister, to a real hottie or milf. Cougars are gaining in popularity -- particularly the true hotties -- as young men find not only a sexual high, but many times a chick with her shit together.
That cougar I met last night, showed me shit I didn't know existed, I'm goin back for more.
by cougargeiger February 18, 2005
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An older woman flirting with or having sex with a significantly younger man. Used as a verb.

What a cougar does to her victims.
Jimmy got cougared last night.

Fifi is cougaring the new guy.

Amelia is getting ready to cougar Ryan.
by Sammylynn April 29, 2010
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