A country saying for a pair of shorts that are showing a little to much of the vaginal area; booty shorts.
Whoa! Look at Lisa's shorts. You can almost see her flaps with those couchie cutters!
by hickyvicky February 03, 2011
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For a female to become aroused and her vagina becomes very moist by sexual feeling.
I made her couchie melt when I grabbed her waist
by Truthmaster05 June 12, 2017
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When your wearing leggings/tights and they ride up in your crotch and this fire burn occurs.
Omg Sally went to the nurses office after she did a split because she got Couchie clinch!!! Oml what da fuck!!!!
by Official_Juba_ August 15, 2017
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A person that crunches the couchie like a mad dog and leaves it looking like the piece of steak that you take out of your mouth because it's too chewy
Damn girl he eats pussy like a couchie cruncher.
by Real snigga June 07, 2017
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A wig for your pubes.
See also; merkin
"Grab my pastees and couchie wig plox."
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Fucking or fingering a girl's vagina, causing her massive pain
Usually done on a couch (couchie)
I will give her ouchie on the couchie so she better back that thang up. She's a fine mutha fucker! Her vagina is nice and juicy.
by Ya Know July 29, 2003
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A silence filler that has no meaning whatsoever, potentially could be subtle Tourettes syndrome
chit chat in the office ..... randomly tommy: ferragucci-jacuzzi-de-couchi
by tommy stewdog January 07, 2019
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