Urban Dictionary: Couch Whore

Top definition

A person who takes up 1/4 + of the couch when there are many people on the couch; Hogging the couch

by Kay99 March 18, 2011

Jul 6 Word of the Day

A polite term for shoving a lubricated probe into the Earth's hole to release gas.

Earth: I'm having trouble passing gas.

People: That's nothing a fracking won't fix.

by onehandcrabbing February 21, 2012

One who sits on their couch (or any couch), and scopes for attractive people or celebrities on TV or in movies.

"The only reason she watches House is because she thinks Hugh Laurie is attractive."

"What a couch whore."

by philozopher99 January 14, 2012