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A guy who while attending a gangbang blows his load before he even gets his turn, usually on the couch while masturbating or getting fluffed.
We had two couch nutters at our last gangbang that we won't be inviting back.
by bullforcouples69 January 15, 2021
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May 4 Word of the Day
A portmanteau of carpe diem, a Latin phrase that means “Seize the Day!” and DM, which stands for Direct Messages. This word means seizing the day via DMs.
Dude 1: Bro I just got Arnold Schwarzenegger’s number!
Dude 2: Carpe DM, bro, Carpe DM.
by LolWut098 December 30, 2020
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