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A buddy who comes over and then stays over for way too long. He is usually just chilling on your couch watching ESPN or Braveheart.
Girl "Hey can you come over?"

Guy "I want to, but I have three Couch Brotatos in my living room."
by MegaBro June 07, 2010
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