The Russian analogue of Vine, pronounced "Cobb" (although by the rules of the English language pronouncing it "cube" would make much more sense). Adored by Russian schoolkids who like to loop stupid music to even stupider unrelated videos and call it a "meme". If you value your time - avoid this service.

A polite term for shoving a lubricated probe into the Earth's hole to release gas.

Clusterfuck of unnecessary bullshit. Can be applied to a day, a week, or any amount of time where nothing goes right.

A person who is very iddiotic at times to the amusement of others arond him or her self.

Someone who can't text/type for shit.