guy 1: Hey have you washed your cotton candy yet?
guy2: oh shit i forgot
guy 1: yo that is so much germs, if you ate it already
guy2: oh shit i forgot
guy 1: yo that is so much germs, if you ate it already
by KaiWantsToCri April 07, 2019
Friend: Let's go to that fair and get some cotton candy
Drug Dealer: I have some cotton candy for you
Friend: Oh thanks
Drug Dealer: You're welcome
Drug Dealer: I have some cotton candy for you
Friend: Oh thanks
Drug Dealer: You're welcome
by Taylor<3_________ May 04, 2017
The act in which one cups his or her fart, cup cake , and then hits someone nearby in the eye, resulting in a black eye, and pink eye. The blue from the black eye, and the pink from the eye infection, creates a nice color combination that is commonly found in cotton candy.
by MasonYeBoi April 22, 2018
by Sabine666 February 26, 2019
When a large arachnid is allowed to explore the vaginal cavity of a woman and is given enough time to create a web. The man will then remove the arachnid, and penetrate the woman, allowing his throbbing cock to become coated in copious amounts of web - therefore resembling a cotton candy stick.
Woman: “I wanna do something new and exciting, let’s look in the Karma Sutra.”
Man: “Nah mate, we’ll just look on the dark side of the urban dictionary.... Oh, here’s one. Cotton Candy Cock.”
Woman: “Nice... what do we do?”
Man: “Well we need one massive fuck off spider. Let’s head to your Mum’s and look through her hair right quick.”
Man: “Nah mate, we’ll just look on the dark side of the urban dictionary.... Oh, here’s one. Cotton Candy Cock.”
Woman: “Nice... what do we do?”
Man: “Well we need one massive fuck off spider. Let’s head to your Mum’s and look through her hair right quick.”
by Labelmaker April 05, 2018
A cup you put sockets in when your cleaning out your car and scrounging up quarters for the car wash
by Jennni March 27, 2021