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Cotton Pony
A tampon
Damn bitch, why you so pissed off today, are you riding the cotton pony or some thing?
by Global Fuckin Smoke October 01, 2003
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Sep 13 Word of the Day
NPR-American
A class of US citizen that receives all their news from the National Public Radio, or NPR, and no other sources. See: shit-lib, NPC, or SWPL (white educated liberal bohemian).

This personality is the counterpart of an American who is addicted to Fox News. Both demographics fail to cultivate objective opinions due to a biased media diet. This is to no fault of both groups; it's the result of the USA's piss-poor journalistic standards, ethics and values.
Josie is such a NPR-American, all her political knowledge is from sound bites on her morning commute to work. She has no reason to be so smug.
by monkeylabor September 12, 2021
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cotton-pony
A ladies sanitary product
"I cant go swimming with you today, As I am riding the cotton-pony!".
by ChrisBling January 18, 2006
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cotton pony
A maxi pad.
Maria can't come in the pool with us today, she's riding the cotton pony.
by the cheshire kat August 07, 2008
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Cotton pony
On the rag.
Watch out for Hillary, she's riding the cotton pony again.
by Scottwax April 26, 2003
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