Cotton ball

When you feel soft and a little dorky.

girl 1: Damn, I can't stop thinking about him. I can't sleep at night because of him and I miss him every second. I'm such a cotton ball.

girl 2: You sure are.

by Disenchantress. March 22, 2021

Cotton Balls

The sqraunched up little kleenex tissues you find in the garbage by the computer used to wipe away any ejaculate that was expelled as a result of wacking off to porn or any online erotica.

Your trash is topped with cotton balls dude, how much porn do you watch?

by bodanglez91 July 6, 2010

Cotton Ball

What you call a pussy that is dry and furry.

Dude, I went down on Lauren last night and I got cotton balled!

by Chuck Bucket April 14, 2005

Cotton Ball

An old lady who has complely white curly hair. cotton balls can be seen at the pharmacy or at your local grocery store. (also see Cotton Field)

Dude1: some stupid cotton ball put a dent in my door today while i was parked at Wal-Mart.

Dude2: maybe you shouldn't park near the handicap section anymore.

by Justiceemu February 7, 2009

cotton balls

The dreaded final stage of "Beer Nuts".

"When my beer nuts turn to cotton balls, I'll be heading home to you."

by TallicaD00d February 28, 2005

cotton balls

When a mans balls are dried up of semen from lots of fucking and/or sucking

"That bitch gave me a mean pair of cotton balls, and it hurts so good."

"I'll just find some girl and ask her to give me a pair of cotton balls."

"It's like smokin' weed...with your balls." -Rob

by ghizmo May 3, 2007

cotton balls

something you would buy but not want as a nickname, as opposed to cinnamon buns.

Ya this is steve, and mark, and this here's cotton balls.

by Bret Polk November 5, 2010