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Used to describe an event that a person thought would previously be wicked cool and fun, but ended up sucking hard core. Named for Kevin Costner, the actor, whose movies look good in previews, but are usually bad when watched.
Man, that U2 concert was so Costner.
by Piggly Wiggly September 04, 2005
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when you're hungover as shit after a spending a night drunk as a skunk
I'm hungover as a duck let's go get some grub
by pokeythepony June 25, 2021
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Another name for a happy ending, full release, or hand job. Named for actor Kevin Costner due to his hotel happy ending scandal.
Duddddde, she wouldn't blow me, but she gave me an amazing costner.
by SouthLemon August 18, 2011
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Costner is probably one of the best people you’ll ever meet. He’s very funny and caring. He will make you laugh like everyday and his expressions are spot on. He even wants to be your friend even when you say that you can’t be friends. He can also speak French, and will continue to speak French to you even when only respond in English. He won’t let you do knee spins but that’s fine because he cares. He also has an addiction to blue Powerade and likes to waste drinking glasses but his personality makes up for it. He’s the best stepdad/actual dad/best friend/cat person ever.
It’s 200% Costner
by KayleeRose June 27, 2018
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