Taking a long, skinny shit inside someones wallet. Possibly after swallowing a few hard candies whole.

any type of pain caused by carrying around unwieldly purses or wallets. In particular, references the pain that happens when your hips are not properly aligned due to an unusually stuffed to capacity wallet.

Removal of ones shirt while using the lavatory to go number 2. It is an excersize that provides freedom of movement, a sense of airiness, and a cool sensation on a hot summer day.

A gorgeous human being who is the lead singer of the band, Against the Current, alongside drummer Will Ferri and Gutarist, Dan Gow. Chrissy is literally the most adorable person to exist. Her family is of Italian decent but lives in New York. Chrissy has one younger brother named Mikey. She also has a YouTube channel where she often uploads makeup tutorials, skin routines, and tour updates. She has a very cute puppy named Sammi, who is a cream colored labradoodle. Chrissy is super duper sweet and extremely relatable. Her favorite video game is League of Legends and plays as the character Annie.

Referring to the Seinfeld episode where George's wallet was so overstuffed with junk that it made him sit at a tilt with it in his back pocket; forcing him to even it out by stuffing his other back pocket with napkins. Eventually, the wallet exceeds maximum density and explodes on the street in a shower of cash and receipts.

A mental condition in which a person blames everyone else for his own failures.

A George Costanza Answering Machine is when you record a ridiculous greeting people hear when they call your answering machine. It comes from an episode of "Seinfeld" where George's greeting is himself singing a song off key to avoid talking to his girlfriend.