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(N) Cos-mic For-k-lif-t

A dirty harry who plays call of duty all day and spouts off anti racial slurs while getting high to the comforting tunes of gay nightclub music.
Consignment: Ay 1010101011011 did you play COD4 today?
1010101011011: no that queer boat Cosmic Forklift is on.
consignment: oh, well fuck that.
by 1010101011011 May 10, 2010
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Jul 19 Word of the Day
the art of remembering an arousing occurrence or some porn you watched while masturbating, often handy if you have no porn or your in the shower
dude i had the best memory wank the other night, i was thinking about that time I walked in on your mum in the shower
by fonzatron2000 April 28, 2007
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