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A rare and unusually grotesque creature habitually found by day skulking in offices browsing internet sites aimed at elderly gay men.
With an insatiable sexual appetite for hoofed ruminants, the Cory Joy earns its infamous reputation amongst farmers and country folk as it prowls local farmland by night seeking unsuspecting livestock to gratify its uncontrollable urges.
Despite being extremely rare the Cory Joy can be easily caught by simply laying a trail of onion rings up to a pit covered by twigs & branches and baited with an excessively large ultimate burger in the centre. Of course, nobody has ever actually bothered to trap a Cory Joy since it has absolute no known use to mankind and smells really, really bad.
With an insatiable sexual appetite for hoofed ruminants, the Cory Joy earns its infamous reputation amongst farmers and country folk as it prowls local farmland by night seeking unsuspecting livestock to gratify its uncontrollable urges.
Despite being extremely rare the Cory Joy can be easily caught by simply laying a trail of onion rings up to a pit covered by twigs & branches and baited with an excessively large ultimate burger in the centre. Of course, nobody has ever actually bothered to trap a Cory Joy since it has absolute no known use to mankind and smells really, really bad.
Cory Joy Photos coming soon
by Professor Stoner July 10, 2008
Apr 27 Word of the Day
A horoscope so bad that it strikes fear into the heart of the reader, rendering them unable take action or make a decision on anything or to even leave the house. This is caused by a paralyzing fear that those actions or decisions may cause the predictions to come true.
After reading "There is a lot of uncertainty around financial transactions and investments right now, and the wrong decision could result in dire consequences" in his daily Horrorscope, Edward climbed back into bed, pulled the sheets over his head and remained there for the rest of the day.
Edward only had enough gas in his car to get to the gas station but was not sure if he had enough money in his account to pay for gas. His cell phone service had been cut off because his payments were in arrears, and since the only way he could be sure he had enough money (to pay for gas) would be to call the bank, he felt it best to hide in bed and hope his horoscope for tomorrow was more positive.
Edward only had enough gas in his car to get to the gas station but was not sure if he had enough money in his account to pay for gas. His cell phone service had been cut off because his payments were in arrears, and since the only way he could be sure he had enough money (to pay for gas) would be to call the bank, he felt it best to hide in bed and hope his horoscope for tomorrow was more positive.
by Edward Albee Deavers April 28, 2011