A strong man. A kind hearted soul. A very loyal friend and boyfriend. Tends to be lazy and always looks for the easy way out. But still has a good head on his shoulders. he speaks his mind, but he's always polite in every situation. He has a large dick and is hairier than a gorilla. he doesn't like his tummy rubbed and sometimes his toes pop out of their sockets on their own. he is a wonderful lover and friend. he loves to quote movies and play/watch all sports. EVERYONE LOVES CORTLIN!!

A phrase to describe someone who is cognitively degenerating. Synonym of "going off the deep end". Can have varying degrees of severity.

Reference to the song "Hey You" by Pink Floyd. The line "and the worms ate into his brain" makes no sense in an otherwise linear and literal narration throughout the lyrics.