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slang for cameltoe tree hopper who sits on pourches and loves cornbread. This creature is known to have a distinctive odor that often times can be mistaked as the scent of fried chicken and is known to make one's eyes water and burn and itch.

BEWARE: Known to be spotted on the streets of the inner westside of chicago. (LOTUS)
"Yo bro, i got attacked by Cortez Kelley today, and he was riding up on the hood of my car trying to get a hold of my sliders"
"Ay be easy"
by moriahdobison!!! October 08, 2009
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