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1. A 9 to 5er who escapes the boredom of his cubby by having casual non-committal sex with many women, sometimes concurrently.
2. A Fortune 500 wannabe who uses his deft communication skills to cloud rather than clarify and avoids truth if it threatens his image.
3. A person with an MBA. Master bullshiting a-hole.
by Winterling January 20, 2008
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Aug 11 Word of the Day
A phrase to describe someone who is cognitively degenerating. Synonym of "going off the deep end". Can have varying degrees of severity.

Reference to the song "Hey You" by Pink Floyd. The line "and the worms ate into his brain" makes no sense in an otherwise linear and literal narration throughout the lyrics.
"My boyfriend has a total case of brain worms. He told me the cat was bugged so the Feds could listen in on us having sex..."

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"You totally stumbled over that entire sentence. Can't speak English all of a sudden? What, do you have brain worms?"
by _Jez_ October 03, 2009
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