Noun: an individual who works for money for the sake of money. Takes care of business for business' sake. Renegade working inside corporate ranks, fucking up all kinds of bottlenecks and complacency. Rocks the boat and follows the money. Takes "In God We Trust" to literally mean our, the royal "We", trust held in fiat currency. Will break rules AND take credit for it. Not afraid to catch flak. Cutthoat. Guilty by association.
Example 1
Person 1: Hey did you hear redacted got called to the 11th floor?
Person 2: Technically, redacted can't be called anywhere. They're an 1099- Independent Contractor.
Person 1: Fucking Corporate Cowboy. Probably stays cutting checks.
Person 2: Probably stays breaking necks. "Earn your keep, if you know what I mean..." haha
Example 2
Person A: Since when is a work day 8-5? WTF happened to 9-5?
Person B: "Right-to-Work", bud.
Person A: WTF is "Right-to-Work?" What happened to "Fire-at-Will?"
Person B: You need approval to fuck with Rules of Engagement. Corporate War and all. Can't just lick potshots all willy-nilly.
Person A: Fucking ay, man. Corporate Cowboys don't have to deal with Chains of Command. Are they hiring?
Person B: They don't hire. They only fire. Hahaha
Person A: Haha lit
Person 1: Hey did you hear redacted got called to the 11th floor?
Person 2: Technically, redacted can't be called anywhere. They're an 1099- Independent Contractor.
Person 1: Fucking Corporate Cowboy. Probably stays cutting checks.
Person 2: Probably stays breaking necks. "Earn your keep, if you know what I mean..." haha
Example 2
Person A: Since when is a work day 8-5? WTF happened to 9-5?
Person B: "Right-to-Work", bud.
Person A: WTF is "Right-to-Work?" What happened to "Fire-at-Will?"
Person B: You need approval to fuck with Rules of Engagement. Corporate War and all. Can't just lick potshots all willy-nilly.
Person A: Fucking ay, man. Corporate Cowboys don't have to deal with Chains of Command. Are they hiring?
Person B: They don't hire. They only fire. Hahaha
Person A: Haha lit
by el socio October 10, 2018
Individuals who work for money for the sake of money. Take care of business for business' sake. Renegades within corporate ranks, fucking up all kinds of bottlenecks and complacency. Rocks the boat and follows the money. Takes "In God We Trust" to literally mean our, the royal "We", trust held in fiat currency. Will break rules AND take credit for it. Not afraid to catch flak. Cutthoat. Guilty by association. Wet you up from the neck up. Originated in the US of A. Pioneered in the Wild West. There is no final frontier...
Example
Person 1: License and registration, please.
Person 2: *hands them papers*
Person 1: Do you know why I pulled you over?
Person 2: Just doing your job?
Person 3: *chuckles*
Person 1: You being smart with me?
Person 2: You pulled ME over.
Person 3: *chuckles*
Person 1: Okay, I see the registered owner's name and the name on your ID do not match. Care to explain?
Person 2: This... is a company car-
Person 3: Would you like a business card. We're Corporate Cowboys tonight.
Person 1: Oh...Uhhh, no. That won't be necessary. I'm aware of who y'all are... Just doing your job, too, huh?
Person 3: We can't disclose that information.
Person 1: So the owner of this is uhh..?
Person 2: We can't disclose that information.
Person 3: *chuckles*
Person 2: Well, let's wrap this up-
Person 1: W-would you like my name and badge number? My sergeant doesn't have to hear about this...
Person 2: Easy, Officer... We're on the same side here. Technically, we're all Corporate.
Person 3: Yeah, you are the "loss prevention" to our "collections". We never cross, because we never fuck up.
Person 1: So am I being detained?
Person 2: ...
Person 3: ...redacted? Do we take their name and badge?
Person 1: Please?
Person 2: Have a quiet night, Officer. Drive safe.
Person 1: License and registration, please.
Person 2: *hands them papers*
Person 1: Do you know why I pulled you over?
Person 2: Just doing your job?
Person 3: *chuckles*
Person 1: You being smart with me?
Person 2: You pulled ME over.
Person 3: *chuckles*
Person 1: Okay, I see the registered owner's name and the name on your ID do not match. Care to explain?
Person 2: This... is a company car-
Person 3: Would you like a business card. We're Corporate Cowboys tonight.
Person 1: Oh...Uhhh, no. That won't be necessary. I'm aware of who y'all are... Just doing your job, too, huh?
Person 3: We can't disclose that information.
Person 1: So the owner of this is uhh..?
Person 2: We can't disclose that information.
Person 3: *chuckles*
Person 2: Well, let's wrap this up-
Person 1: W-would you like my name and badge number? My sergeant doesn't have to hear about this...
Person 2: Easy, Officer... We're on the same side here. Technically, we're all Corporate.
Person 3: Yeah, you are the "loss prevention" to our "collections". We never cross, because we never fuck up.
Person 1: So am I being detained?
Person 2: ...
Person 3: ...redacted? Do we take their name and badge?
Person 1: Please?
Person 2: Have a quiet night, Officer. Drive safe.
by el socio October 12, 2018