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"corporate types". people who have no respect for anything but the bottom line. pronounced like "core peas".
Developer: "Here's the rough version of the software, sir - everything's functional. 2 more weeks for polish then we're done!"
Corpie: "Great job, looks like it works! Get this packaged for release today."
Developer (mumbles): "fuckin' corpies..."
Corpie: "Great job, looks like it works! Get this packaged for release today."
Developer (mumbles): "fuckin' corpies..."
by corpiehater October 27, 2010
May 27 Word of the Day
The act of extreme masturbation. You must "knock one out" whilst in close proximity to any of the following; Your mum, a nun, your boss, a member of parliament, George Michael. A person with capabilities to act upon catching you mid self-abuse obvisouly ups the ante. Ejaculation must be reached before your danger wank target comes (no pun intended) to investigate. The higher the chances of being discovered with one's pants down, pulling one's war face is obviously where the danger comes from. The more danger involved the harder (or softer) it is to complete the task in hand (snigger). The more dangerous the better. The chance of being arrested, pummeled by an angry father or having your hand severed by an arab's sabre means that you are a pro "Danger wanker."
"I was in my bedroom and i shouted downstairs, "Mum there's call the police there's a madman with a set of steak knives hacking me to pieces!" As soon as I heard her scream, I dropped my trousers and commenced the danger wank. As I heard her stomp up the stairs I knew i had to be quick so i upped the pace, i heard her stumble on the top step, which bought me some time. Unfortunately for me I timed my finish badly. As my mum barged through the door armed with a rollign pin I chugged all over her. I spent the evening in A&E with concusion. Now thats what i call extreme DW"
by johnnynika May 30, 2006
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Someone who is basic and isn't original. They copy and steal someone else's words, jokes etc,
because they can't come up with their own, so most of the time they copy others and make it like it looks like they own it.
You most likely will notice when someone is stealing your jokes/words when you've used it first, and another person use it after you pretending like they said it first like a hundred times.
because they can't come up with their own, so most of the time they copy others and make it like it looks like they own it.
You most likely will notice when someone is stealing your jokes/words when you've used it first, and another person use it after you pretending like they said it first like a hundred times.
Person 1: GFYS, I'm so done with u.
Person 2: *Few minutes later* GFYS.
Person 1: Wow you never used that word before, this is not the first time you copy someone. You're such a corpy.
Person 2: *Few minutes later* GFYS.
Person 1: Wow you never used that word before, this is not the first time you copy someone. You're such a corpy.
by nutelladorito March 15, 2014