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Is Karen coming in today? Unfortunately not - she's coronic, I think she got coroned last week on the way to work.
by BrainDamageLDN March 11, 2020
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May 27 Word of the Day
The act of extreme masturbation. You must "knock one out" whilst in close proximity to any of the following; Your mum, a nun, your boss, a member of parliament, George Michael. A person with capabilities to act upon catching you mid self-abuse obvisouly ups the ante. Ejaculation must be reached before your danger wank target comes (no pun intended) to investigate. The higher the chances of being discovered with one's pants down, pulling one's war face is obviously where the danger comes from. The more danger involved the harder (or softer) it is to complete the task in hand (snigger). The more dangerous the better. The chance of being arrested, pummeled by an angry father or having your hand severed by an arab's sabre means that you are a pro "Danger wanker."
"I was in my bedroom and i shouted downstairs, "Mum there's call the police there's a madman with a set of steak knives hacking me to pieces!" As soon as I heard her scream, I dropped my trousers and commenced the danger wank. As I heard her stomp up the stairs I knew i had to be quick so i upped the pace, i heard her stumble on the top step, which bought me some time. Unfortunately for me I timed my finish badly. As my mum barged through the door armed with a rollign pin I chugged all over her. I spent the evening in A&E with concusion. Now thats what i call extreme DW"
by johnnynika May 30, 2006
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The state or characteristic of being infected by COVID-19 (or used as a carrier).
This bottle of air contains your great grandmother's last breath we just collected a few minutes ago; it's still coronic, so I don't suggest you breathe it in.
Poor puppy! She died after being the first in Wuhan to become coronic.
by FSRueful March 22, 2020
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The process of using a Corona beer bottle for anal stimulation resulting in the bottle becoming stuck in the rectum.
This guy just came into the ER with Corona bottle suck in his rear. He said he wanted to have a Coronic.
by Dociles October 30, 2017
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very high-quality weed that helps you deal with this fucked-up virus infecting the world
I smoked so much coronic I forgot all about this damn virus and had a great day!
by ducksRpeople2 March 24, 2020
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