Toyota Corolla, it's better than you

a shitty little sedan made by Toyota. Possibly the reason for the decline of education in the United States and illegal immigration. Also known to give teenager boys hallucinations that they have a large penis and that the car is "awesome". They tend to jump off curbs and tear up tires. Lastly known to cause the Holocaust and genocide in Darfur.

Motor vehicle developed by Toyota Motor Corporation generally driven by Asians.

Measurement: The number hair per square inch on a human body.

Inspired by Adam Corrolla, the beloved co-host of the radio show Loveline.

A type of material someone would use if there is no more toilet paper